HELP!!!

ALLERGRA!!!!

MY KINGDOM FOR A PERSCRIPTION OF ALLEGRA!!!!





They are saying(they, as in people who know these things), because we had such a warm wet winter allergy season is going to be killer. I am ready to go on record in saying that if the first week of Spring is any indication, I'm in big trouble this year.

Runny nose and non-stop sneezing is really slowing me down. As a matter of fact I'm beginning to rethink this whole moving out of EHT thing. Maybe they're on to something taking down all the trees. Maybe we should just take down all trees, bushese, plants, etc....blacktop everything, and then we will all breathe easier.

People who don't have allergy problems can't relate to how miserable it is. When I was a kid my allergies were so bad I was at the doctor 3 times a week getting all sorts of shots, inhalers, etc....IT WAS BRUTAL!!

The strange thing is, in my 20's at they heyday of my drinking and smoking, my allergies all but disappeared. Then two years ago I stopped the smoking altogether. People cheered"HOORAY!!"...but ever since then my allergies have returned. Maybe I should get a box of Marlboro Lights on the way home.....Scratch that it's almost $6 a box now.

If you have allergies good luck to you this spring. Go to the doc and get as much help as possible. If you don't have allergy problems......SCREW YOU!!!!

AND AS ALWAYS REMEMBER

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

PEACE!!!!

NOW THAT'S FUNNY

Saturday Night

I'm sitting here watching Iron Chef America and the secret ingredient this week is American Kobe Beef.

1) There has to be a million dollars worth of beef on this show/

2)They call me TBONE....why can't I be a judge on this show.

3)They're killing it with ....mushrooms,onions,...etc.

4)I'd be afraid of KOBE......you don't have a chance to say NO!!!!!

C YA!!!!!!

By the way....

CAPEMAYROX says....

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!!

Apparantly it's a KMFDM song(they're a band)

I got it off a TSHIRT.

J.F.K. is one of the best movies ever.....it's also on right now.

BYE!!!

A THOUGHT

Remember......

Wherever you go....

that's where you are.

ON AN ISLAND...literally and figuratively...

It's pretty lonely when you're sick and you have to keep everyone away because you don't want it to spread through the household. The last thing you need is your 2 year old and 6 month old to get sick. That just leads to long nights and days.

So, I'm cooped up in this room but I need some music on or I'm going to go stir crazy. Friday afternoon TV is pretty desolate. Hey, look, it's the new David Gilmour record, "ON AN ISLAND". It's one of the perks of the business, I hear things before they're in stores (p.s....it's in stores on March 7th).

So a quick review.....

The album opens up with a nice instrumental a la the opening of the Momentary Lapse of Reason album. Dave still has that perfect sound to his guitar.

We segue into "On an Island" a song we've been playing for about a month now. Dave throws down a solo halfway through that stands up there with the Comfortably Numb solo. And yes, that's David Crosby and Grahm Nash singing background vocal.

Now onto "The Blue". Very mellow..but not in a bad way. It almost sounds like it could come off the "MEDDLE" album. So far, so good for this album.

OHHHHHH....I spoke to soon!!!

"Take a Breath" is Gilmour shot at a hard rock tune. Just doesn't work. Stick with what got you to the game Dave...keep us floating on a sea of clouds.

Next up is "RED SKY AT NIGHT". According to the credits that's David playing the saxophone here. Not bad. Insrumental. Sound like one of those black and white potboiler movies."the dame walked into my office and I knew her name must be trouble...."

"This Heaven".......far from it....acoustic shuffle....Yeah, no.

"Then I close my Eyes".....We start off with the ocean and a banjo. I like it so far...There we go know we're back in "floating on air" land. This one works.

"Smile"...Mellow acoustic...sounds like Dave is sitting on a front porch just him, a guitar, and a microphone......and then they overdubbed electric guitar, strings, etc. Still good.

"A Pocketful of Stones"...Sounds like an outtake from the Division Bell album. Kind of long...not good but not bad. Nice solo toward the end.

"Where we start"...another 6 min+ tune. "where we start/is where we end"...drop some acid and that's pretty deep. Not a terrible song to end the album. More of a climax would have worked for me.

So there you have it 7 out of 10. I guess that means thumbs up.

I'm going to go back to my "island" now. Theraflu and music what a way to spend a Friday.

Talk to ya soon!!

TBONE