E.O.F.(EQUAL OPPORTUNITY FUNNY)

I came across the first blonde MALE joke...I thought it was kind of funny.




An irishman,a mexican, and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the irishman said,"Corned beef and cabbage!! If get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunchbox and exclaimed," Burritos again!! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off too."

The blonde opened his lunchand said," Bologna again!! If I get a bolgna sandwich one more time,I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican saw a burrito, he jumped too.

The Blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said" If I had known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again."

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchillladas. I didn't realize he hated burritos so much!!"

(oh this is good!!!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said," Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!!!!"

TH-TH-TH-TH-TH-THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!

Another Jaded View!!!!

Let's face it.. Sports is all about disaster. That's why we watch.. from the early days of WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS where the ski jumper never made it off the ramp...to Joe Theisman's leg snapping in half....to that russian female ice skater who got planted on her face...it's all about the disaster.

It doesn't even have to be a physical disaster. It could be a mental thing. Chris Webber calling a timeout without any to call(OHHHH....THERE GOES THE NATIONAL TITLE!!!).....the Chicago Cubs blowing it(ohhhhhh....there goes our trip to the World Series!!!!)....etc.

Writing this came to mind as I'm watching the Olympics here. Since I don't know anything about half of these "sports" I'm just looking for someone to make a big enough mistake that even the announcers go ......ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Just like a car crash.....just like the words GUILTY AS CHARGED....we would rather see it go wrong than right. It makes for a better story.because the fish wasn't this big....it was THIS BIG!!!!!!

Peace.

and don't forget...

"THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!!!

It's all about class!!!!!

Alright, so I was rooting for the SEAHAWKS. I'm an NFC guy and, hey, There is only one working class team in PA. and it's not the STEELERS. Don't argue with me, christ, the Gov. of PA roots for the EAGLES so much so that he does the post game show on COMCAST SPORTSNET.

That being said I am currently disgusted with what happened at the end of the game. Where was Mike Holmgren for the handshake. He left Bill Cowher standing in the middle of the field looking like a jackass. Sure he normally looks like a jackass, but this was different. Seattle has to admit they were completely outplayed in the second half. Go shake the guy's hand and admit defeat.

What's worse is that the ABC cameras were all over this but no announcer said anything about it. Not Madden...Not Michaels....not Berman....not anybody!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am irate over this.maybe an answer is forthcoming but for now....MIKE HOLMGREN IS A D**K!!!!!And I was rooting for Seattle!!!!!!

Congrats PITTSBURGH....WELL PLAYED.

Rock On!!!!!