"It's the most wonderful time of the year...."
At least that's how the song goes. Reality seems to prove otherwise. High credit card bills....high gas bills...crowded malls...fighting relatives...oh yeah, it's joyous alright!!!
Don't get me wrong. I dig Christmas as much as the next person, Hell, you get those crazy puppet shows on T.V.(Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, Mr. Heat Miser, etc....). I just don't get the feeling of anger in the air. People are pushing and shoving their way through the stores. What they don't realize is it's their fault they are shopping on Christmas Eve. Buy one gift a month all year and guess what....YOU"RE DONE!!!!
And then you have that relative....You know what I'm talking about.
Here's the conversation:
"I can't wait to see you Aunt Betty"
"Well, the only way you're going to see me is if you come to me. You know I have a fear of bridges!!!!"
Gee, you have no problem coming down in the Summer to stay and go to the beach and go to the boardwalk I guess winter time at the Jersey shore is synonymous with Siberia. That's alright your fruitcake sucks anyway!!!!
You know who's the biggest fan of this time of the year??
Annheiser Busch.
Drink up!!!!! Self medication is the way to go.
Merry Christmas everybody!!!
We'll discuss New Year next time.
and remember:
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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