"KILL 'EM ALL!!!"

I don't live in filth.

I've been in houses that would be considered "living in filth" and trust me, I'm nowhere near that. Then why, oh why, do I have a mouse problem in every house I move into????!!!!

My first house was a townhouse in EHT. Things were great in that place until I was watching TV one night and I heard some noise coming from the kitchen. Sure enough there's a mouse rummaging around. SON OF A BITCH!!! Look, I'll be the first to say that I don't like rodents, I don't want to touch rodents, stay away from me and I'll stay away from you.

So I now need to go into hunter mode and for two days I try to trap this mouse. Finally he gets caught in a glue trap. The kind that is more of a tent. He's stuck inside this thing with his head sticking out. All I know is that HE MUST DIE!!! I have one of those big tupperware tubs nearby. The kind you use for storage. It's full and heavy. So I take this thing lift it up above my head.......right before this thing lands on "Mickey" I hear a little squeal....too late....one less mouse. I thought that would be it but nope.....apparantly he had an accomplice. I never got hold of him. I sold the house two months later. I wonder if the new owner ever got that bastard.

So now I'm living in the new house and one night I'm watching TV and guess what I hear? Yep.....ANOTHER FU***NG MOUSE!!!!!!! I immediately got out to the store....glue traps, snap traps, d-con...I got it all!! It took two days but he wound up in a glue trap overnight and died a slow, painful death.. What a waste...If he had only stayed out.....

So flash forward to this past weekend... I find mouse poop in the silverware drawer. For thoses who don't know, mouse poop looks like chocalate"jimmies" you put on a cake. HERE WE GO AGAIN!! I clear out the drawer and put a glue trap in it with a dab of peanut butter in the middle (oh, it works). About 6 hours later there he is trapped and looking to die. That takes care of that. I put another trap there just in case......good thing I did.....three hours later we have another mouse!!!!! JESUS F'N CHRIST!!!!!! So I get rid of him and put another trap there and this morning I come downstairs and look in the drawer...guess what....YEP!!!!MOUSE NUMBER 3!!!!!!! What the hell is going on?????

Here's my theory......

Behind my house are some trees and bushes, on the other side of that brush is a toll booth, or was a toll booth it's been taken down. The highway(parkway) has also been broken up. In this moving of the Earth the mice were sent scurrying and wound up at my house.

Last I heard a fourth mouse had not been seen, trapped, witnessed, etc.

Good Thing!!

I SEND THIS OUT TO THE REST OF THE MOUSE COMMUNITY:


THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!!!!!!

GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!