HELP!!!

ALLERGRA!!!!

MY KINGDOM FOR A PERSCRIPTION OF ALLEGRA!!!!





They are saying(they, as in people who know these things), because we had such a warm wet winter allergy season is going to be killer. I am ready to go on record in saying that if the first week of Spring is any indication, I'm in big trouble this year.

Runny nose and non-stop sneezing is really slowing me down. As a matter of fact I'm beginning to rethink this whole moving out of EHT thing. Maybe they're on to something taking down all the trees. Maybe we should just take down all trees, bushese, plants, etc....blacktop everything, and then we will all breathe easier.

People who don't have allergy problems can't relate to how miserable it is. When I was a kid my allergies were so bad I was at the doctor 3 times a week getting all sorts of shots, inhalers, etc....IT WAS BRUTAL!!

The strange thing is, in my 20's at they heyday of my drinking and smoking, my allergies all but disappeared. Then two years ago I stopped the smoking altogether. People cheered"HOORAY!!"...but ever since then my allergies have returned. Maybe I should get a box of Marlboro Lights on the way home.....Scratch that it's almost $6 a box now.

If you have allergies good luck to you this spring. Go to the doc and get as much help as possible. If you don't have allergy problems......SCREW YOU!!!!

AND AS ALWAYS REMEMBER

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

PEACE!!!!