Ouch!!!!

Sent to me from a through and through Eagles Fan!!!!


Subject: Fwd: Eagles, 2007
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado? A: The Linc - they never have a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief.

Q: Why do esn't Camden have a professional football team? A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagle & a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

And Finally : Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Funny......but yet not so funny.....maybe!!